Does anyone want to see the presentation I made on what historical fashion trends we should bring back and which should burn in hell I made for a PowerPoint party?
Funniest part about this is that healthcare workers are trained not to swear in front of patients and I was like “ah. I’m fucked” when I saw the X-ray and the nurse showing it to me was like “well… yes. You are fucked, so to speak”
I just found out commercial characters have their own little fandoms and it’s the funniest thing in the world when people make them interact.
I love how The World’s Most Interesting Man (link) and Old Spice Guy (link) are all like “Hell no, I don’t have a feminine side” while Mayhem Guy (link) is out here like “Hell yes I’m a woman! And I just found out that you’ve been cheating on me for two years so now I’m destroying everything you love and I’ll take everything else in the divorce!”
In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.
burn-away-the-flags--begin-again
Ah yes, a pulse of 136 And an oxygen saturation of 81%
In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.
burn-away-the-flags--begin-again
Ah yes, a pulse of 136 And an oxygen saturation of 81%
So many of those assholes are like "Why don't you just move? I get it's hard but if you wanted to you then why haven't you moved?" like it's some kind of gotcha.
It’s like listening to someone say “Don’t be depressed!! Just think happy thoughts!!” Like thanks you just cured decades of economic decline, government corruption, and the 41% poverty rate.
Like oh yes!! Why didn’t we think of it sooner??? Just abandon everything you own and move somewhere else!!!!
Why does ice water taste so much better than normal water like aaah yes these more relaxed molecules are much tastier,,, much more,,, al dente
