Australia is going to execute a pigeon
they’re going to kill my man Joe the Pigeon
HE WAS PARDONED
HE WAS FRAMED IS WHAT HE WAS
[first image description: A headline from a Denver7 news article that says, “Australia to kill racing pigeon that flew 8,000 miles from Oregon amid quarantine concerns.”
Second image description: A headline from The New York Times that says, “Australia decides not to kill Joe the pigeon.”
Third image description: A headline from The Guardian that says, “Joe the pigeon’s life spared after fake leg tag shows he’s not from US.” End ID]
FYI they were going to kill him to prevent him from fucking up the local bird population with foreign diseases, parasites, or his sexy DNA, but it turns out he IS a local
