i hope i think of this video in the last moments before i die
Divers near Blaigowrie Pier, Port Phillip Bay, Australia, came across this bizarre scene of over 1,000 spider crabs crawling on top of one another to create some sort of creepy pyramid.
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so i'm.... i'm just hypothesizing here but uh, is tiktok trying to be the new vine? bc let's not. let's bring vine back and stop trying to make tiktok happen. tiktok is NOT going to happen.
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Well its the weed number. Any thoughts?
how do crabs pee
everyone knows crabs don’t pee
they take a crabp
people aren’t gonna stand for this shit forever arthur
neither do crabs they sit when they do it
Tumblr should appreciate Two Crabs by Vincent Van Gogh more
It's two crabs, whats not to love
I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
The context: Crabs and crab-like body plans have evolved independently (convergently) at least 5 times in earth’s history. This is called carcinisation.
Nobody:
Evolution:
What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
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