Ex Astris Scientia — Identity theft is off the charts

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
unclefather
kaijuno

I had a dream where someone stole my car and the cops had me fill out a form online with increasingly bizarre questions and I started crying because I didn’t know what my cars social security number was

unclefather

in the cars universe, they get a tramp stamp with their social security number

kaijuno

Identity theft is off the charts