Ex Astris Scientia — Ppl on here that follow me and they find out they...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kaijuno

Ppl on here that follow me and they find out they went 2 my highschool

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Or that one time some people found out we went to the same uni and tried to like. Hunt me down like I was a cryptid

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Not to try to like. sound more important than I really am but if you feel the need to approach someone in public that u follow online like. I get that it’s cool but I’m trying to eat my chipotle and live my life and u followed me from the uc dining center to the lib. To bang on the conference room window that my classmates rented to study. Don’t fucking do that lol. Yes this happened in real life to me

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Not an ask..A phobia is a an irrational fear, non heteros have a rational reason to fear heteros because of lifetimes of persecution that is still destroying lives today. Apart from the occasional put down after voicing unpleasant opinions heteros have not ever been persecuted which is why homophobia, it is an irrational fear born of ignorance and hatred and vileness. Hetero fear/hate is understandable homophobia is irrational and not. hope this makes some sense to you, just agreeing with you :)

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I taught a robot the meaning of fear (robot c.o @manilabulletin)

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It took me 4 tries to reblog this I couldn’t click shit

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Person: (whispering) I taught a robot how to fear. Person: (off camera) Death. [Robot backs away and makes a small noise] Person: The void. [Robot backs away and makes a small noise] Person: Student loans. [Robot backs away and makes a small noise]
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Getting this as a tattoo because my mommy wanted me to have one 🥺🥺🥺

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I also wanna get the quote "peace will win, fear will lose" tattooed on me at some point

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I also just want to have sleeves to cover my self harm scars from years ago

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YES I know peace will win and fear will lose is from a 21p song but as someone whose tried to kill themselves twice in car accidents I think I’m allowed to be emotional about Car Radio

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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

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“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

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This should win an Oscar

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