I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.
I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
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I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
Ok, ok. Follow me on tiktok
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
Anonymous asked:
Self care is running out of spoons early in the day so you just lay in bed until it gets dark. Lay there and stare at the wall as the sun goes down and you are left staring into an empty black void. Lay there and stare at the creatures as they dance across the nothingness. Lay there and stare at yourself as you stare at yourself laying there and you realize that even your astral projection doesn't have the energy to do anything. Return to your body. Continue staring at the void.
Me
Anonymous asked:
so i'm.... i'm just hypothesizing here but uh, is tiktok trying to be the new vine? bc let's not. let's bring vine back and stop trying to make tiktok happen. tiktok is NOT going to happen.
Tbhhhhhhhhhhhh
my parents have a little household cryptid and hes super hard to get pictures of so i drew him
(his name is the void)
Okay I just have one question
If you stare at him long enough
does he stare back?
yes he does