Oh you joined tumblr in 2021?
The idea that new users are still joining tumblr, as if we aren’t the same slowly dwindling population that’s been trapped in here since 2017…
2017?
Oh no, friend, I’ve *been here* since 2009, I just feel like 2017 was when the gates fully shut and the rest of the internet started thinking we were dead.
Like the upstart sheriff of a town I memed at you, asking who you were to walk these streets. And you said, son, I own these streets.
I owe you a drink at the saloon.
