Ex Astris Scientia — I love blackbears because they’ll be in your trash...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I love blackbears because they’ll be in your trash or something and you can just yell out the door for them to fuck off and they’ll be like “yes of course terribly sorry”

grizzly bears on the other hand will proceed to mug u on the spot