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just griffin mcelroy things
- calling all cars and vaguely vehicular objects “whips”
- OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS
- carries a maximum of 6$ on his person at all times
- #relateable social anxiety
- #relateable crush on dwayne johnson that transcends sexual orientation
- “boys” per capita is 5000% more than rest of planet (and about 300% more than other mcelroys)
- Millenial Rage
- “”“"ironic”“”“ interest in vore
- being way too fucking well informed about his ”“”“ironic”“”“ interest
- gaining confidence when making an absolutely batshit point
- turning nonsense statements into instant jingles
- “yyeeUP”
- “and I’m your sweet babiest brother and30under30medialuminary griffin mcelroy!”
i like.. listen to mbmbam and i still have no idea what kind of weird ass cult the mcelroys are running. i dont know whats real or not with them. i have no fucking idea. it’s like watching a tv show but with no context and new characters every week
i’ve probably been listening to mbmbam for like a year now and all i know about the mcelroys are 1. their dad was like a radio host ? maybe a cowboy? 2. something about polygon 3. some comic/podcast called the adventure zone. no i do not know what it is. 4. some sort of group jerk sesh w/ lin manuel miranda
just griffin mcelroy things
- calling all cars and vaguely vehicular objects “whips”
- OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS
- carries a maximum of 6$ on his person at all times
- #relateable social anxiety
- #relateable crush on dwayne johnson that transcends sexual orientation
- “boys” per capita is 5000% more than rest of planet (and about 300% more than other mcelroys)
- Millenial Rage
- “”“"ironic”“”“ interest in vore
- being way too fucking well informed about his ”“”“ironic”“”“ interest
- gaining confidence when making an absolutely batshit point
- turning nonsense statements into instant jingles
- “yyeeUP”
- “and I’m your sweet babiest brother and30under30medialuminary griffin mcelroy!”
i like.. listen to mbmbam and i still have no idea what kind of weird ass cult the mcelroys are running. i dont know whats real or not with them. i have no fucking idea. it’s like watching a tv show but with no context and new characters every week
My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e2 | We Got Our Business Looks
i don’t have any FUCKING CLOTHES!
For those of you that didn’t listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it
two. two Scorpio older brothers.
I love this whole segment.
i cant believe griffin gave us 3 fantastic lines in under 30 seconds
[description/captions: video clips from the My Brother, My brother and Me TV show, specifically the one featuring spiders.
[The guest, a spdier person, is opening up a tin to show off the spider inside.]
Griffin: Open up another one - Let’s have two- Let’s always have at least two spider cups open at the same time.
[the guest appears to have been trying to pick up a spider]
Griffin: Aw, you pissed off orange baboon boy.
Guest: He would probably rear up at- Aah! [the spider rears up on the stick he was using to nudge the spider]
Guest: [instantly calm again] That’s what he would do.
Griffin, [after massively flinching comes back with a vengance]: You yelled! You’re the spider guy! And you yelled at it!
[The guest picks up the lid of a cup, holding a spider web and a spider inside of it]
Guest: This one right here… is probably the most dangerous spider you’ll ever see in person.
[Travis flees from the set]
Griffing: Oh then- Bye- Travis is going to space. You’ve just- Travis is just working from Nasa.
Guest: This is not a tarantula, I don’t know if we can go outside
Justin, who’s the only brother leaning in closer: what is it?
Griffin, calmly exclaiming over Justin: Then why’d you bring it Mark!
end description and captions]
Griffin McElroy [quickly; with mild enthusiasm]: “Hi! I’m Griffin McElroy, from Polygon. You might know me from any number of video series in which I play games in a way that could be described both as bad… and wrong.”