I remember going to an afterhours clinic when I first had pancreatitis and a kidney infection and the doctors were like “so how much pain are you in” and I was like “idk like it’s hard to sleep bc of it I guess” and they took my pulse and it was like. over 200 bpm 

Hermann Gottlieb: space??? yea its cool i guess— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of outer space spill out of jacket] w-what a uh i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen by jove [thousands of pictures of space scatter across the floor] by jOVE newton must have done this i swear just listen

I don’t want kids and I’m not particularly fond of kids, mainly because they’re loud and overwhelming. However by some chance I’m like a kid wizard that had the ability to shush children and babies by holding them. I don’t know what it is, I guess I have a friendly aura about me, but kids love me. I’ve had instances where I’m around children who are super shy and cling to their mothers leg and they will decide that I’m Also Safe and will demand that I hold them (which I do, of course). Or babies that keep fussing are usually handed off to me because something about me can lull them into a drowsy calm in like a minute. My sisters newborn absolutely HATES being on his stomach. He’ll start crying the second you put him down. The only way to get him to be calm and lay on his stomach is if he’s laying ontop of my chest. He won’t even do it for his parents, but for me he’ll immediately fall asleep. I’m a baby wizard

me: yeah i guess i find some girls attractive and-
me: [sees literally any girl]
me: uh um hhh [sweats nervously] hoo