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This is the tweet where the “cruelty free cocaine” discourse came from lol
highlights from the twitter thread
Me chugging an entire glass of milk after doing a fat line
I’m confused in different languages, what did I just read😩
Someone really said cocaine was healthier 😂 this is the funniest thread ever
NowoN! NoN! Now, Prisoner 24602060451! You’re no one! Lol! Your time is up and your time is up and your time is up! And I’m Javert! You know what THAT means! Means I’m freeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeNO! Sauce, sauce, sauce. Your gun. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! FaaF! To the left to the right, to the left to the right! HerereH! It warns you’re a man! I-sh. NaaN! I-shh. NaN. I s(h)tole a-lol-a-lol-a loaf of breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddd! And I’m Javert! My sister’s child was cloaked. WeweweW. Now six of rules that that she chained to daint five one trying six and Jav get get! My sister’s child was the child of death. We were starving! You’ll starve again! Lol! Lol! And I’m Javert! Unless you learn the meaning of narooshanwshnush! You’re the meaning eeznyenswoo! Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! FaF! What?! You dangerous nun! Yes, 666. My name is JoJ van JaJ! and I’m JaJvert! Do not forget my name! :c Do not forget my name! :s Do not forget my mum! 2fort! Get me a sandwich! JoJ van JaJ hands over sandwich Nom nom nom nom nom nom! Woah! I s(h)tole a bread! Die! Shoots him And I’m Javert! Techno music starts I’m Javert I’m I-I’m Javert! I’m Jave-e-e-e-e-e Javert! Now Prisoner 11111! Your time is up and your parole’s begun! You know what that means! Yes! Means I’m bread! No! Shoots him again Get me a sandwich! Gets given donuts. Tosses donuts aside. No. Lol!
cool lol
"cool lol" tHEYRE ACTUALLY TESTING TO FIND OUT IF WE’RE LIVING INSIDE A COMPUTER SIMULATION AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT IS
"COOL LOL"
They’ve done the tests, and have evidence that our universe may actually be a simulation: http://www.nature.com/news/simulations-back-up-theory-that-universe-is-a-hologram-1.14328
It’s less that we may be living within a computer simulation, but more like the foundations of our universe ( the laws of physics) are written on a lower dimensional plane, and the observable universe that we see is a projection (simulation) up onto a higher dimension.
Here’s some background: http://www.technologyreview.com/view/429561/the-measurement-that-would-reveal-the-universe-as-a-computer-simulation/#comments
Okay so my twitter was hacked a few months ago with the whole big account hack that had a bunch of celebs and politicians being like “WOW CHECK OUT THIS BITCOIN LINK” but because my account wasnt verified, twitter basically said Go Fuck Yourself and permabanned me so hello I’m here with a VPN to slide around those rules and you should go follow my new twitter at twitter.com/KaijunoJ
Anonymous asked:
You live in Michigan??? Yooooooo I live in Ohio so I am aware of Michigan. Do you do the hand thing to tell people abouts where you live????? I hope so because I think that's really cute. Anyway my brother moved out to Michigan last year. He lives in Adrian now. Idk why you'd even care about any of this though lol
Yes we use the hand thing lol it’s pretty – handy (pun intended). And poor brother lol Michigan is pretty awful
Anonymous asked:
one telescope and a desk: "omg antique lol"
I am a published astrophysicist that specializes in ancient astronomical tools amongst other things. So like. In the my most professional courtesy, go fuck yourself, lol.
Okay so my twitter was hacked a few months ago with the whole big account hack that had a bunch of celebs and politicians being like “WOW CHECK OUT THIS BITCOIN LINK” but because my account wasnt verified, twitter basically said Go Fuck Yourself and permabanned me so hello I’m here with a VPN to slide around those rules and you should go follow my new twitter at twitter.com/KaijunoJ