what is up with guy fieri??? the tumblr logo??? welcome to flavourtown?? the cryptic messages about life and death and you will find peace among the trees????
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I’m literally so pissed one the lab’s machines stopped taking data and I’m the only one on my team in town right now so at fucking midnight guess who gets to get out of bed and drive to the lab in sub zero temperatures to go to a cold ass lab because we have to keep the machines at 4K and make sure this 3 million dollar piece of fucking ice garbage idiot machine hasn’t killed itself I’m so pissed I’m livid
I’m using my stepdad’s car to get to work because I can’t afford a car. The reason I got the job was so I could get an apartment upstate so I could do research for the university. I’m going to be making around 3k over the summer. Half of that goes to the apartment. 1k of that goes to a car I’m going to be buying at the end of the summer. That leaves me $500 for 9 months of food, books, and necessities. My step dad now thinks that because I’m using his car, and have a job, I can buy groceries for the family. With the remaining $500 of my budget. He doesn’t fucking understand that literally every round of groceries I buy for the family means meals that I have to skip at university and he has the fucking nerve to be angry at me for being “””””selfish””””” and not wanting to throw my god damned money at him and his fucking kids.
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In this Valentine's day i'm photoshopping my grandfather's head on my birthday invitation slideshow
Good, I’m shipping Guy Fieri and M&M Dr. Phil and making everyone witness it
Learning Guy Fieri is actually an excellent human being is what taught me to cool it a little on the cringe culture pile-ons. Like, this is a man who performs gay weddings, donates pretzel machines to schools for their fundraisers, gives a shitload of money to restaurant workers, and apparently lives on a ranch with 400 goats and a flock of peacocks. So who cares if he has wild spiky hair and draws flames on everything? He’s a good egg, and if making crazy hamburgers and shopping at hot topic makes him happy, then let him be happy! And if other people like “cringey” things, so what? Are they kind? Are they caring? Do they have several hundred goats? That’s what matters!
guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????
though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands
this dude looks like if Clint Mcelroy fused with Guy Fieri
he’s a fucking werewolf
whenever i have less than 1 million notes in a 30 day period i feel like a failure
Those 4k 60fps videos fuck with me bad because its like,,, a higher visual quality than real life
4k videos are actually only 50% the quality of healthy, human eyes. We view the world a bit better than 8k.
I’m almost literally blind my eyes are a strong 144p
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
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My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
Someone just tried to drag me for not being poor because I have my own apartment and don’t live in the dorms like “a normal poor person” (??) like first of all you’re probably still in high school and have no idea about how finances work but also: dorms for 9 months cost me 16k (thank god for scholarships). My apartment, for 12 months, costs me 3k.