27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Anonymous asked:
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
malewifenat answered:
.. i’m palestinian
The Forbidden Pool
Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care
The bottom quote is from Randall Munroe’s What If? blog and later his book by the same name
They are also very frequently about looking forward to better times. Yeah we gotta get through this storm, but on the other side of this journey there are good things that are worth the effort
All of this, but also:
um
Based
Interview cat
This is a Finnish harness racer and a harness racing coach Matias Salo being interviewed for sport news.
Finnish translation:
Matias: …We’ve been here with the horses…
(Cat jumps in his lap)
The interviewer: I see you’ve gotten some cats here as well. Um… (laughs)
(Cat keeps purring and headputting)
The interviewer: It’s okay, we can continue.
(The video cuts off, the cat has been removed)
The interviewer: What is it based on? Wouldn’t it be nicer to do well—-
(The cat returns and jumps in the interviewer’s lap and climbs up to her face)
The interviewer: —- when its warmer and there’s more light and—
Matias:
Sure, it would be. Of course, summer is nice. In the winter the longer trips
for harness racing competitions are over, and we race somewhere closer to
home. (chuckles)
(The cat is distracting both of them)
The interviewer: Yes… Yeah… (laughs)
(Everyone laughs)
The interviewer, laughing at the camera: I can’t say anything! The purring is so loud! Matias, tell me; do I have something on my shoulder?
Matias, laughing: No. Absolutely nothing.
So you know how that Pikachu Man ad has been taunting and terrorizing everyone on here recently right? Well a few minutes ago I saw the ad and, out of pure curiousity and boredom, I clicked on the ad to see what happens because why not.
And um...the ad led to this?
I have never been more concerned by something that is so very Tumblr. If this is the direction they're going, then I don't hate it.
With that said, I want Pikachu Man to burn.
“Sean was very much Sam for me. You know, always looking after me, being there for me.” - Elijah Wood (2001) // “Well, I felt very, um… protective over Elijah, for no reason. He could take care of himself fine.” - Sean Astin (2012)
Was everyone method acting?! Viggo walked around in full Aragorn costume off set (including sword) and acted as the leader of the group, not to mention deflecting knives, Billy Boyd apparently found a way to cheat the system and get two birthdays, John Rhys-Davies ignored fight scene instructions in favor of hitting as many people with his ax as hard as he could, Orlando Bloom literally never had any idea what was happening, and now I learn that Sean was Elijah’s batman the entire time?
why do you think the movies are a timeless classic of the highest quality?
You dress people up as warriors and wizards and they will LARP, they can’t help it.
ggfidjdvakafa OK SO
My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?
And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND
Um
UMM
EXCUSE ME???
this is gross of course but I'm stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it's a human rights violation
Hey, um, quick question. When would you be seeing another person's genitals in the ladies room?
[me walking into the men’s rooms]
Alright, everybody show me your dicks right now or I’m filing a Title IX complaint
