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Tommy Wiseau: Hi this is Tommy Whyzoo creator of the roomlet me introdeuce the NEW CHJOKER! AAAIEAAAAAAAAHH-
i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
full offense but i’m pretty sure alton brown would make a better joker than jared leto
“Who will give me $500 dollars to put Batman in a shark tank?”
I saw this gif yesterday and made this :)
This makes me uncomfortable.
*joker voice* “that’s what we’ll do….! KINK SHAME THE BATMAN!!!!!
remembering the joker is gonna be in justice league and we’re gonna have to deal with another god damn movie with jared leto’s joker
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please don’t remind me i can’t deal with the people here on tumblr.com
such an iconic moment in tumblr history
Don’t forget these two honourable mentions!
(I know there’s so many more, but…SJWs failing more so than usual makes my heart happy.)
oh god i had never seen that last one before. wtf.
White saviors are always funny as shit.
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this dude looks like what tommy wiseau thinks he looks like
Awfully bold of you to claim that you or any other human being can even begin to understand what’s going on in Tommy wiseaus head
you know what, thats fair
one day, hollywood will cast a reasonable, down-to-earth person to play the joker. just a normal guy with a sensible separation between his identities on and off the screen
“yeah, it’s a fun role. I really get to chew the scenery, which is not the kind of part that I normally do, so I enjoy the change of pace”, he opines, probably while holding a cute dog
yep.
“Pulling off a clown disguise to reveal he’s still a clown underneath” is hands-down the funniest thing the Joker ever did
