During my nap I had a dream that I was a stagehand for a Chris Fleming and Neil Cicierega comedy tour and their brand of humor was just so fucking incomprehensible to anyone at all except maybe you tumblr weirdos like they had a bit where Chris made Neil come back out on stage and was like “let me see those tears!” in a voice like he was talking to a child and then he had Neil put his leg up on the stool and he started pointing out the lack of tears/holes in his jeans and the crowd was going fucking nuts and in another bit Neil was like listing his “top 10 rules” except all of his rules were frozen foods. Number 3 was frozen pie and that was a particular hit with the crowd for some reason.

50 years later, the Zodiac Killer’s legendary cypher has been solved! Amazing!

We lost legendary internet icon Shiro/Nobiko/Longcat today at the age of 18 years after a long battle with a slew health problems that her mama handled like a fuckin champ. Id been following her mama on Twitter for a while now and every time she posted a bunch of pictures of young Nobiko I would hit "translate tweet" with dread in my heart...well, today was the day.

Viva Longcat, you absolute unit. You transcended language and the years to bring us joy just by virtue of being super fucking long, and your mama never once tried to profit off you or parade you around for attention, and you lived your life happy and comfortable and totally ignorant to your star status. You're part of the internet mythos of the early 2000s, and now you'll live forever.

My favorite moment from ubi forward was undoubtedly the partner of one of the hosts tweeting this from her main, raw and uncut, hashtags included, for the whole world to see. Legendary shit. Nothing from the show came close