i don’t have any FUCKING CLOTHES!

For those of you that didn’t listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it

two. two Scorpio older brothers.

i cant believe griffin gave us 3 fantastic lines in under 30 seconds

[description/captions: video clips from the My Brother, My brother and Me TV show, specifically the one featuring spiders. 

[The guest, a spdier person, is opening up a tin to show off the spider inside.] 

Griffin: Open up another one - Let’s have two- Let’s always have at least two spider cups open at the same time. 

[the guest appears to have been trying to pick up a spider]

Griffin: Aw, you pissed off orange baboon boy.

Guest: He would probably rear up at- Aah! [the spider rears up on the stick he was using to nudge the spider]

Guest:  [instantly calm again] That’s what he would do.

Griffin, [after massively flinching comes back with a vengance]: You yelled! You’re the spider guy! And you yelled at it!

[The guest picks up the lid of a cup, holding a spider web and a spider inside of it]

Guest: This one right here… is probably the most dangerous spider you’ll ever see in person.

[Travis flees from the set]

Griffing: Oh then- Bye- Travis is going to space. You’ve just- Travis is just working from Nasa.

Guest: This is not a tarantula, I don’t know if we can go outside

Justin, who’s the only brother leaning in closer: what is it?

Griffin, calmly exclaiming over Justin: Then why’d you bring it Mark!

end description and captions]

Griffin McElroy [quickly; with mild enthusiasm]: “Hi! I’m Griffin McElroy, from Polygon. You might know me from any number of video series in which I play games in a way that could be described both as bad… and wrong.”