Ex Astris Scientia — Um hamsters actually live 15+ years if you take...

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Anonymous asked:

Um hamsters actually live 15+ years if you take care of them. I’ve had my hamster since I was 4, I’m 20 now

scoutsmoocrew answered:

Sweetie. Does your hamster seem to change even subtly every 2-3 years? Or do your parents say they escaped and they’re gone a few days and come back not quite themselves? Because, well…