27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
i am BEGGING everybody to please look at this picture of a dog who worked at Wood Island Lighthouse in Biddeford, Maine in 1903. his name was Sailor and it was his job to ring the foghorn. he was famous nationwide. mariners passing nearby the lighthouse would toot their horns in greeting and he would get very excited and ring the foghorn as a hello
Tbh I’m sad nautical aesthetic isn’t very popular. I love nautical aesthetic so fuckin much man I grew up on lake Huron and like cold rainy weather?? The smell of the foam?? Old rickety fishing boats??? Little seafood dives built out on the docks?? Lighthouses??? Hell yea son
deadoakenshield-deactivated2021 asked:
My uni only offers history but I love anything pre-roman and because the degree requirements are literally “take this many credits of any history classes” I’m doing mostly early humanity
Anonymous asked:
Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals
Maine Man has a long way to go to get to Florida Man level, but this is a decent start.
Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs
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“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)
my coworkers and i have this running joke where whenever it gets quiet in the warehouse someone will do jar jar dirty talk voice and yesterday it was quiet and someone said "meesa wants sloppy toppy" and I look over to our middle aged manager who just had to listen to that and she was just
This is second only to “can I get a hoooonyahh” and everyone screeching HOOOOONYAAAAAH
