Ex Astris Scientia — I admit it. I am a lame girl. I don’t party. I...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kristina100000

I admit it.

I am a lame girl.

I don’t party.

I don’t twerk on guys.

I don’t stay out late.

But I do stay up late.

I do read.

I do smoke weed.

I do vibe to music.

& I do blog in my free time.

kaijuno

haha this post is from like 2012 right-

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i know its satire but god this fuckin did psychic damage