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I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀
Her: I want a dog
Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see
Alina Zagitova: Ok
DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED
Idk if her parents got her one, but the fucking president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one
This teen to her parents every single day: ‘Bye, I’m off to walk my presidentially ordained victory dog!
I mean Yall could’ve used a picture of actual naturally curly hair instead of two white girls who just spent 45 minutes curling their hair with their $30 con air curling wand
Mary Beth and Kate Elizabeth’s hair is as straight and narrow as the entire republican party foh with that “naturally curly” bullshit
I’ve grown my hair out over the months so it’s shoulder length now and I wanted to frame my face better so I was looking up hairstyle options for shoulder length hair and apparently my only option is “dirty blonde ft. curling iron”
Anonymous asked:
✌️ oof im on my period too and I get it pretty bloody bad. Some things that help me. I take over the counter pain killers (codine). Another thing that provides me with a few seconds of pain relief so I can breath is putting pressure either side of my spine but at the bottom, near the coccyx and small of your back. Apart from that, it’s a lot of sugar, and curling up in a ball. Good luck my friend, I know your pain.
oof you’re not getting codeine otc in america lol that shit is a schedule II narcotic baybee
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
And then there’s the thing like WHO CAN BRUSH THE ICE FLOOR THE BEST *GROUP BRUSHING INTENSIFIED*
Mirai Nagasu is the first USA female figure skater to land the triple axel at Winter Olympics @ Pyeongchang 2018 (and Team USA being the cutest cheering section ever)
It’s probably been mentioned but the American skater Mirai Nagasaki is in fact only the third women to land a triple axel at the Olympics.
First AMERICAN.
The first and second were Midori Ito and Mao Asada, Japan.
Thank you.
yashaamor asked:
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i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic
Bolt outchea just playin..
Legit. Hes not even close to a full sprint.
look at this shit
“why did i even attempt, bruh? fuck an olympics”
