Most upvoted choices for “People getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei, If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?”
Alaska: FROSTBITE
as a west virginian can i just say that like…pepperoni rolls can be purchased at literally any gas station for like 2 bucks tops so like…if any1 wants to start a business of handing them out at yeager airport, i’m totally in…
I’M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT STATE AND GARFIELD MERCH?
do they just… throw it at you?
AZ native here: No it’s because as soon as you leave the plane, the heat feels like someone just turned on a hairdryer in your face.
“It’s a dry heat!” So’s an oven.
We do not give you the hairdryer, because giving out free things is communism and an affront to God and Jesus.
Flies to Maryland to get a can of old bay, immediately flies to Maine for a lobster: Dinner time
😧 Old bay belongs on crabs (which tbh if you fly into BWI, we’d just hand you live crabs and ask you to admire the giant crab sculpture), just steam the lobster and go to Idaho for the potatoes and put it on them
Side note: admire the giant crab sculpture
Tax bill for Connecticut? Really? Why not Mystic Pizza?