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aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202

carnival-phantasm

Good afternoon, the brazilian army forgot to tell bootboys to wear masks before they took pics for publicity and decided to solve the problem by drawing them on paint

carnival-phantasm

carnival-phantasm

Shoutout to the single dude wearing a real mask for making this image even funnier

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buzzfeed

Antarctica leads the world in Emperor Penguins. Who can beat that?

monicabing

The leader in Brazil nuts is not brazil

baawri

India for movies yasss

thatsthat24

Nothing goes better together than raspberries and nuclear warheads

actuallythatsmine

carnival-phantasm:
“ mapsontheweb:
“Brazil compared to Pluto.
”
thank you for come to brazil
”

Source: reddit.com

agni-bi

ryan-sometimes

My favourite example of the domino effect

ryan-sometimes

Allow me to explain:

Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers
His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber
Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio
Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop
Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect

Anonymous asked:

argentina is not the powerhouse of south am, Brazil is :(

oh,,,,, Argentina is beautiful and i love her

saltatmidnight

rainaramsay

Tumblr asking for feedback, providing a text box, and then complaining when I put text in that text box, is honestly the most on-brand experience I can imagine

mreequalsmc2

everythingfox

Maned wolf in Brazil

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anachronic-cobra

I will always see maned wolves as some kind of Avatar The Last Airbender hybrid animal. Fox-deer.

actualaster

Oh.

Its bigger than I thought it was

toboldlynerd

theocseason4

hellspawners hellspawners

Yo does Brazil actually exist??

theocseason4

allegedly

canwejustnot-deactivated2014120

superrman:
“ So a few people have asked where I find links to books, because they have all been searching for textbooks thus I created this post. Enjoy
Text Book Nova
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reallygoodguacamole-deactivated

college gothic

indigo-night-wisp

someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.
you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.
freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.
your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.
someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.
your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?
you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.
your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.
the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.
you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.
someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”
you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.
the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.
the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.
the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.
“communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.

measurelessgarden

Did you go to Elsewhere University?

this is so fucking accurate

donesparce6969

bimbogollum

Damn

f-identity

[Image description:

Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”

/end image description]

bimbogollum

Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.

kiralamouse

Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:

This wenche thikke and wel y-growen was,
With camuse nose and yën greye as glas;
With buttokes brode and brestes rounde and hye,
But right fair was hir heer, I wol nat lye.

In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)

This wench was thick and well-grown
With a pug nose and eyes grey as glass;
With buttocks broad and breasts round and high,
But right fair was her hair, I will not lie.

The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.

phillypu

nice to know people have always been fokin hornby for thikke wenches

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