Ex Astris Scientia — reverend-spines: captain-forehead: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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this 👆🏾

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Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

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heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

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May I add:

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Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.