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thegreatestdiscovery

this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

honkyycat

you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

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My Special Interest from ages 6-11 was Elton John and because of that I know just about everything there is to know about the man. But anyway this is my, an expert on Reginald Dwight, favorite song

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jedimasterhyladae

thegreatestdiscovery thegreatestdiscovery

this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

honkyycat

you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

imsorryerika

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No cops at Pride, just Elton John with his Gucci shirt and a knife

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ivanswaginsky

no cops just elton john with his elton john brass knuckes

livingobituary

elton john is so extra lmao

kaijuno

kaijuno

My Special Interest from ages 6-11 was Elton John and because of that I know just about everything there is to know about the man. But anyway this is my, an expert on Reginald Dwight, favorite song

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Also: you wanna see Justin Timberlake playing Elton John and Paul Ruebens playing his manager? Fuck yes you do. Even though this is a contemporary Sad One

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What about something completely Orwellian?

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I’m gonna make all of you fuckers love Elton John by the end of this

kaijuno

How about a love song from the LATE SIXTIES that has only 83k views?

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kaijuno

kaijuno

My Special Interest from ages 6-11 was Elton John and because of that I know just about everything there is to know about the man. But anyway this is my, an expert on Reginald Dwight, favorite song

kaijuno

Also: you wanna see Justin Timberlake playing Elton John and Paul Ruebens playing his manager? Fuck yes you do. Even though this is a contemporary Sad One

kaijuno

What about something completely Orwellian?

Youtube

kaijuno

kaijuno

My Special Interest from ages 6-11 was Elton John and because of that I know just about everything there is to know about the man. But anyway this is my, an expert on Reginald Dwight, favorite song

kaijuno

Also: you wanna see Justin Timberlake playing Elton John and Paul Ruebens playing his manager? Fuck yes you do. Even though this is a contemporary Sad One

Youtube

kaijuno

kaijuno

My Special Interest from ages 6-11 was Elton John and because of that I know just about everything there is to know about the man. But anyway this is my, an expert on Reginald Dwight, favorite song

kaijuno

Also: you wanna see Justin Timberlake playing Elton John and Paul Ruebens playing his manager? Fuck yes you do. Even though this is a contemporary Sad One

kaijuno

What about something completely Orwellian?

kaijuno

I’m gonna make all of you fuckers love Elton John by the end of this

kaijuno

kaijuno

My Special Interest from ages 6-11 was Elton John and because of that I know just about everything there is to know about the man. But anyway this is my, an expert on Reginald Dwight, favorite song

kaijuno

Also: you wanna see Justin Timberlake playing Elton John and Paul Ruebens playing his manager? Fuck yes you do. Even though this is a contemporary Sad One

kaijuno

What about something completely Orwellian?

kaijuno

I’m gonna make all of you fuckers love Elton John by the end of this

kaijuno

How about a love song from the LATE SIXTIES that has only 83k views?

kaijuno

And how about his 2017 re-release of Tiny Dancer, complete with music video

Watch this and tell me the world isn’t beautiful

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