Ex Astris Scientia — oddsoulchild: day-glow: She needs a raise Nah,...

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No offence, but @ Irish people, you’re all going to burn to death because you always ignore fire alarms for some reason

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It’s too wet for fire to be a real issue

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“Sure, you’d look around for the fire, but if you couldn’t see it, it didn’t exist”

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I never noticed this before but it’s so true??? I woke up once to the fire alarm going off, didn’t know if there was anyone else in the house and I just stayed in bed until it turned off?

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Once I was woken up by a noise, thought, “Wow my housemate’s new alarm clock is LOUD” and went back to sleep again. The noise was the fire alarm going off - for fifteen minutes - because someone burnt some food. The fire alarm was directly outside my bedroom door.

i think this may also carry over to american born irish kids the fire alarm would go off all the time at the dorms but look if i didn't see a fire there was no fire and i was going back to what i was doing it also probably had to do with the fact that it was college and college students are always ready to die

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neutral class: actual starbucks

chaotic class: target starbucks

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The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.