This is huge! I’m so proud of them 😭
amazon employee: so how about that new season of stranger thi-
jeff bezos over a walkie-talkie: take the shot
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Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.
Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.
don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat
i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this
it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.
That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.
Not long enough.
What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?
And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.
We’re building our own science fiction dystopia.
They really out here workin in Jeff Bezos ballsack
Love how the washington post’s tagline is “Democracy Dies in Darkness” bitch you’re owned by Jeff Bezos, you’re where democracy goes to die
in the late 1790s it was in style to wear earrings depicting the execution of louis xvi.
bring this back
someone make this with jeff bezos’s head
@closet-keys ask and you shall receive
Anonymous asked:
For some reason I thought your post said Jeff Bezos had daddy energy and I was ready to throw some hands lmao
GOD
I was hoping RBG would at least make it past the election so that Trump wouldn’t get to pick some random unqualified billionaire like Jeff Bezos to be the new justice
Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.
someone: capitalism is a rational economic system
a bank: hi i noticed you don’t have any money in your account, so I’m going to charge you an additional $30 for not having any money
Antisemitic post.
i’m literally a jew
Internalized anti semitism is a thing you know.
