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Well its the weed number. Any thoughts?
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Well its the weed number. Any thoughts?
how do crabs pee
everyone knows crabs don’t pee
they take a crabp
people aren’t gonna stand for this shit forever arthur
neither do crabs they sit when they do it
butterfly in the sky
this crab goes twice as high
time to run
so grab your gun
and board your windows
crabs can go anywhere
friend or foe
no time to know
just board your windows
Divers near Blaigowrie Pier, Port Phillip Bay, Australia, came across this bizarre scene of over 1,000 spider crabs crawling on top of one another to create some sort of creepy pyramid.
An artist has made glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they are doing.
Pervert
The context: Crabs and crab-like body plans have evolved independently (convergently) at least 5 times in earth’s history. This is called carcinisation.
What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do
What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting
Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa
leaveittotegan-deactivated20181 asked:
iguanamouth answered:


dont touch


i made a game called Craaaaaaaaab (always spelled with 9 a’s) for #GGJ17, here’s a screenshot of two crabs engaged in a kerfuffle
Elden Ring (2022, Hidetaka Miyazaki, Sept 8th Edition)
[ID: a screenshot in Elden Ring edited so Queen Elizabeth just died to a giant crab /end ID]
[transcript: #god these memes mutate quickly /end ID]
Thanks for transcribing!
