This is so funny I don’t even care for baseball but this is great
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Yep! And what ended up happening is what we baseball fans call a FARTSLAM, which stands for Fielder Allows Runner To Score Like A Moron.
Plays like this are why I love Baseball
baseball different from how i remember it
glad they added new maps to baseball
“I walk home with my eyes low,
Dreaming up conversations we’ll have tomorrow.
Your loose ends, my new friends,
All the classes in high school we fell asleep in.
But now I can hardly close my eyes.
I was wondering if, maybe, you wanted to hang out tonight.
We could make dinner or something.”
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baseball different from how i remember it
glad they added new maps to baseball
1) think about baseball stats 2)
think…
My girlfriend during sex, bored to tears, eating lunch: its been 5 hours, you done yet? Aren’t you tired?
Me, too absorbed in baseball stats to hear her:
I am losing my fucking MIND you can see him realising what’s on the card in real time and picking it up. I love baseball what an incredible little sport
For the uninitiated: catchers often wear a wristband with a transparent cardholder and a flap. In the holder they’ll put a card with sign sequences, as well as the game plan — scouting reports telling what to throw to what hitter. A cheat sheet, basically. Most players have these for defensive positioning but the catcher’s is a whole other level of importance. It’s top level intelligence.
It fell out of Kirk’s wristband and Kiermaier clearly recognises what it is and takes it with him. That’s completely legal and not cheating. And now he knows exactly how the Jays were planning to pitch to the Rays for the rest of the series — which removes a lot of the element of surprise and forces the Jays to completely reconsider their strategy.
It’s so fucking stupid and it’s perfect
My parents have like this “weird things” collection that I never really thought about as weird because I grew up around it but the collection contains: 4 “Live long and prosper” foam fingers made for the star trek reboot that were handed out at a baseball game, a set of pool balls used in the movie Adventures of Pluto Nash, a literal .50 cal bullet belt, a turkey hand (claw?), and a wall length map of Aspen, Colorado. like??? why do we have these thigns??
wheres that picture of gwendoline christie holding a baseball bat sitting near a book that’s titled “gay sex devices”
i found it
take me down to New York City where the yorks are new & the city is city
ffuck you get outta here new yorker with your aaay im from new yoak uhhhh deli meats n haht dawgs and staten island fucking statue of liberty crowded city taxi cab hey im walkin here wheres my cawffee aahhh baseball the yankees the mets the jets the knicks mmmm empire state building central park rockefeller center with the big tree the big ttree lighting up whats the big deal its a tree its just a real big tree with some lights and times square hey its the new year drop a ball drop a ball in times square fucking and the brooklyn bridge hey the brooklyn bridge its a bridge its a gray bridge aw look at the bridge hey coney island theres some rides there at the amusement pawk theres a ferris wheel oooh look we got broadway Get out of here
JESUS??
JESUS????
i had no idea they were so frickin huge
I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them
Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?
Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens
Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.
So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish
yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable
a true inspiration
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, upon closer examination, was found to be comprised entirely of ocean sunfish.
“Rice Cracker wrapped in leather”