27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
- tyler joseph is my smol bean child uwu clique represent!!
- Egalitarian. Anti-Feminist. Anti-SJ. Anti-Bullshit. Pro-Logic. I talk like a overhyped video game boss.
- silent gif/icon maker
- apathetic gay
- over positive plantkin uwu uwu uwu the world loves u!!!!!!!
- tracks you down over unfollowing, one strike youre problematic™
- emotional gay
- confused photo blogger who doesnt keep up with current events
you’re all uwu gotta stay hydrated uwu gotta drink 10 bottles of water every day but the moment i suggest that we should drink up the entire loch ness to find out if nessie is real it’s suddenly not that important to stay hydrated anymore
me: what do you need to do, doc???
tumblr surgeon: Hehe! :3 im gonna have to snoot your liver because you;re a silly pepe shitpost meme who didnt drink 8 cups of water a day!!!!
me *trying to get up*: let me go i dont want the surgery anymore
tumblr surgeon *forcibly restraining me*: Uwu that wasnt very fall out boy of you!!! ur smol liver needs some frick frack… hehe :3
dark uwu culture shhhhfuck it i dont even have the heart to finish whatever that joke was about to be
thank u lauren
radical-orpheus asked:
its pretty dull in northern michigan in the spring but down in the plains its wild
rejected DOOM 2016 difficulty settings
keifer sutherland is in monsters vs aliens
This is such a neutral post. One little add on could turn Kiefer Sutherlands appearance into a good thing or bad thing.
“Kiefer Sutherland is in monsters vs aliens :/”
“Kiefer Sutherland is in monsters vs aliens uwu”
But it’s not like that for you. It never was. You just wanted to remind everyone that he was there. True neutral. Hey look, there’s Kiefer Sutherland. Hey look, the sky is blue. Hey look, there are advertisements on tumblr now. No opinions here. Just the objective facts. Kiefer Sutherland is in monsters vs. aliens. This is the kinda unbiased journalism we need more of. Or as you would say, this is a post on tumblr.
Tumblr needs more posts like this
newton geiszler and hermann gottlieb from pacific rim <3
commission for this lovely person uwu
thank you again <333
okay so I’ve seen a lot of really cool things around the internet so I thought I’d compile a bunch of references and fun things into one easy post for y’all! this has been a real long time in the making but it’s finally finished uwu (◡‿◡✿)
BEING AN ADULT
CHEER UP
FILMS
FOOD
FUN STUFF
GENDER & SEXUALITY
MENTAL ILLNESS
SCHOOL
SELF CARE
SOUNDS
THEMES
TV
MISC
“Ladies it’s feminist to do something that’s very likely to cause you to get in an accident. See how much I care for your lives? UwU”
you know. I remember when ‘women are bad drivers’ was a sexist stereotype that was considered unacceptable, not a FUCKING GOAL TO ACHIEVE.
I just assume writers on that site are playing a game of "What's the most nonsensical thing I can say and have people believe?"
Well, good news! It’s apparently a satire site. THANK GOD.
It's hard to tell the difference these days.
Y’all have to realize your brain worms are terminal
