i always wondered about the star wars universe how history is so easily forgotten like “oh so they stories were true?” yes rey!! have you never seen holos? anything? “who was my dad” are u kidding me luke what happened to ur dad is like the modern day equivalent of obama dismembering donald trump with a katana inside a volcano but then! i remembered! look at their fucking data of the death star plans its a fucking floppy disk and look at scariff they put all their records on EVEN MORE awkward and inconvenient floppy disks imagine having to carry around a suitcase full of fucking vhs sized floppy disks and they all look alike!! no labeling! are those the plans to the death star or a recipe for a space casserole? who knows! no wonder history is lost so easily jesus

diego luna. dressed as steve urwin. he is in a cantina, , lurking,, he speaks in a terrible australian accent, , , ben mendelsohn is offended offscreen,, diego speaks of jabba the hutt the same way steve urwin talked about crocodiles ,,, ”oi hes a beaut” diego whispers, he sneaks up on the unsuspecting hutt,, ready to tackle him,,, 

Every time I feel ugly I just remember that a person as gorgeous as Diego Luna wants to fuck that disgusting blob Jabba the Hutt and I have a little hope

me, with tears in my eyes: i want to hold diego luna’s hand