*extends arm to help you on the edge of a cliff but my hand is covered in these, sending you plummeting to your death*
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cool lol
"cool lol" tHEYRE ACTUALLY TESTING TO FIND OUT IF WE’RE LIVING INSIDE A COMPUTER SIMULATION AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT IS
"COOL LOL"
They’ve done the tests, and have evidence that our universe may actually be a simulation: http://www.nature.com/news/simulations-back-up-theory-that-universe-is-a-hologram-1.14328
It’s less that we may be living within a computer simulation, but more like the foundations of our universe ( the laws of physics) are written on a lower dimensional plane, and the observable universe that we see is a projection (simulation) up onto a higher dimension.
Here’s some background: http://www.technologyreview.com/view/429561/the-measurement-that-would-reveal-the-universe-as-a-computer-simulation/#comments
NowoN! NoN! Now, Prisoner 24602060451! You’re no one! Lol! Your time is up and your time is up and your time is up! And I’m Javert! You know what THAT means! Means I’m freeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeNO! Sauce, sauce, sauce. Your gun. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! FaaF! To the left to the right, to the left to the right! HerereH! It warns you’re a man! I-sh. NaaN! I-shh. NaN. I s(h)tole a-lol-a-lol-a loaf of breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddd! And I’m Javert! My sister’s child was cloaked. WeweweW. Now six of rules that that she chained to daint five one trying six and Jav get get! My sister’s child was the child of death. We were starving! You’ll starve again! Lol! Lol! And I’m Javert! Unless you learn the meaning of narooshanwshnush! You’re the meaning eeznyenswoo! Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! FaF! What?! You dangerous nun! Yes, 666. My name is JoJ van JaJ! and I’m JaJvert! Do not forget my name! :c Do not forget my name! :s Do not forget my mum! 2fort! Get me a sandwich! JoJ van JaJ hands over sandwich Nom nom nom nom nom nom! Woah! I s(h)tole a bread! Die! Shoots him And I’m Javert! Techno music starts I’m Javert I’m I-I’m Javert! I’m Jave-e-e-e-e-e Javert! Now Prisoner 11111! Your time is up and your parole’s begun! You know what that means! Yes! Means I’m bread! No! Shoots him again Get me a sandwich! Gets given donuts. Tosses donuts aside. No. Lol!
Anonymous asked:
You live in Michigan??? Yooooooo I live in Ohio so I am aware of Michigan. Do you do the hand thing to tell people abouts where you live????? I hope so because I think that's really cute. Anyway my brother moved out to Michigan last year. He lives in Adrian now. Idk why you'd even care about any of this though lol
Yes we use the hand thing lol it’s pretty – handy (pun intended). And poor brother lol Michigan is pretty awful
eridanxroxywait:deepthroatmomThey’ve done the tests, and have evidence that our universe may actually be a simulation: http://www.nature.com/news/simulations-back-up-theory-that-universe-is-a-hologram-1.14328:ratak-monodosico“cool lol” tHEYRE ACTUALLY TESTING TO FIND OUT IF WE’RE LIVING INSIDE A COMPUTER SIMULATION AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT IS:
“COOL LOL”
It’s less that we may be living within a computer simulation, but more like the foundations of our universe ( the laws of physics) are written on a lower dimensional plane, and the observable universe that we see is a projection (simulation) up onto a higher dimension.
Here’s some background: http://www.technologyreview.com/view/429561/the-measurement-that-would-reveal-the-universe-as-a-computer-simulation/#comments
are you telling me that
we’re in someones fucking sims game
Anonymous asked:
one telescope and a desk: "omg antique lol"
I am a published astrophysicist that specializes in ancient astronomical tools amongst other things. So like. In the my most professional courtesy, go fuck yourself, lol.
LOL your cute lil kid motorcycle picture reminded me that I have a similar one except on a riding lawnmower lol! I have a tutu on and one of those frilly headbands on lmao
I thought this was a voiceover but I was wrong lol 😂😂😂😭
Me at my daughters 🏀ball game
@queenterren you already know what’s up
Lmfao me as a soccer mom
Hahahahaha I’m so happy this is real
My mom to me at my vball games
Me as a Dance dad lol
Is this what having a dad is?! Bc siGN ME THE FUCK UP
Me if any of my future kids play sports
We all need a life couch like this fr fr
Anonymous asked:
i spent a long time admiring your lipstick in your profile pic. it’s absolutely perfectly applied lol congrats you’re godlevel
thank s an app did it lol
taylorkinz asked:
wow your family of medical people is vastly different from mine lol. I'm not feeling so well today and my sister said she wasn't dealing with it and threatened to quarantine me.
My family is super stubborn about illness lol when my mom had RSV we practically had to drag her kicking and screaming to the hospital