From @tarastevens2
[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.
Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]
I'm sorry but this kills me every time
It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭
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[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :/"
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :D"
I can’t decide if it’s funnier if the Doctor just did a really shitty parking job, or the TARDIS did it on purpose as a practical joke.
did you know
Portland has a Doctor Who themed bar/restaurant called The Tardis Room where they do all the stuff superwholock kids talk about like serve themed food and have trivia nights and according to almost every review its one of the worst places on earth
my favorite review started cold with “it’s sadder on the inside”
During my nap I had a dream that I was a stagehand for a Chris Fleming and Neil Cicierega comedy tour and their brand of humor was just so fucking incomprehensible to anyone at all except maybe you tumblr weirdos like they had a bit where Chris made Neil come back out on stage and was like “let me see those tears!” in a voice like he was talking to a child and then he had Neil put his leg up on the stool and he started pointing out the lack of tears/holes in his jeans and the crowd was going fucking nuts and in another bit Neil was like listing his “top 10 rules” except all of his rules were frozen foods. Number 3 was frozen pie and that was a particular hit with the crowd for some reason.
WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO
this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3
[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]
Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”
Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”
Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”
During my nap I had a dream that I was a stagehand for a Chris Fleming and Neil Cicierega comedy tour and their brand of humor was just so fucking incomprehensible to anyone at all except maybe you tumblr weirdos like they had a bit where Chris made Neil come back out on stage and was like “let me see those tears!” in a voice like he was talking to a child and then he had Neil put his leg up on the stool and he started pointing out the lack of tears/holes in his jeans and the crowd was going fucking nuts and in another bit Neil was like listing his “top 10 rules” except all of his rules were frozen foods. Number 3 was frozen pie and that was a particular hit with the crowd for some reason.
every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture
I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa
[Cheerful music in background]
Both: [singing in unison] “This land is your land! This land is my land!”
White person: [interjecting; monotone] “This land is my land! This land is my land! This land is my land. This land is my land.”
[laughter]
I’m so used to boomers ruining social media platforms but these fine gentlemen singlehandedly made tiktok worth it.
I love everything about this. They all Get It. They’re doing this comedy thing RIGHT.
Ten Tumblr Stories From Teens About English Teachers Who Actually Love Dr. Who You Won’t Be Able To Believe Because They’re All Fake
7. I was talking with my friends in class about Dr.Who (the teacher lets us talk cause I finish all the work months in advance) and this boy in a menninist shirt stood up and got up in my face and was screaming about how Dr.Who was a bad show with hack writing and poor structure. But then my English teacher took out twin desert eagles nicknamed Mischief and Mayhem and blew his head right off his shoulders
Ten Tumblr Stories From Teens About English Teachers Who Actually Love Dr. Who You Won’t Be Able To Believe Because They’re All Fake
7. I was talking with my friends in class about Dr.Who (the teacher lets us talk cause I finish all the work months in advance) and this boy in a menninist shirt stood up and got up in my face and was screaming about how Dr.Who was a bad show with hack writing and poor structure. But then my English teacher took out twin desert eagles nicknamed Mischief and Mayhem and blew his head right off his shoulders