georgegordonbyrons: “o-lanterns: “irradiatedsnakes: “pringles iron maiden ” [reaches in] AAAAAHHHGHHHHH!!! AAUUUGHH FUCK! SON OF A FREAKING MOTHER!![grabs chip] hoooh… okay. I’m okay. :) [pulls my hand back out] SHIT FUCKING HELL! AAAAHHHH AAAAAOOOOHH WHY-[chip crunching] mmm, yummy yummy! I think...