I got the munchies from hell but I don’t wanna put on a bra to walk to the market
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Then just go to the market sans bra
Maybe if I had little boobs but friendo
I do not
Big coat?
I have none coat
:(
I must wait for the dorites
I’d go for ya but I’m in another state and my legs are fucked up anyway
thanke it is the thought that counts
I got the munchies from hell but I don’t wanna put on a bra to walk to the market
Then just go to the market sans bra
Maybe if I had little boobs but friendo
I do not
Big coat?
I have none coat
:(
I must wait for the dorites
me: *walks into your home wearing this jacket*

you: “why dont you take your coat off and stay a while ?”
me: “ok” *takes off coat, revealing the shirt i am wearing*

you: leave my house immediately
“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”
(Source)
This is so adorable:
1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten
2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there
3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead
OK, since people are asking, here’s an extremely rough translation:
Moto: No! There’s a little kitten in the road! You’re kidding!
Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible*
M: Yeah, yeah!
P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop!
M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* C’mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one.
P: *unintelligible*
M: I don’t know. I’d take him, but unfortunately I’m allergic. But, y’know, can’t leave him here. ??? little one, c’mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here?
P: Give him to me.
M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately.
P: *unintelligible*
M: But it’s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, he’s so cute.
*cut*
M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye!
Thank you 🙏🏼
I feel like it’s important that yall know he doesn’t just say “little one”, he says “p’tit loulou” which can translate to “lil darling” or “lil sweety” which is litteraly the cutest thing ever










Creator showcase #2: IvyWren from Honeycomb! Actually it now occurs to me to put the creator code in text so people don’t have to squint: MA-4832-7157-1299
I especially like the first design, “maple coat dress” – it’s very crisp and clean, looks excellent in motion, has a nice swing that feels like a nice wool coat. And the ghost patch-pockets on the second one are adorable.
I’m not even a person I’m just a bunch of otters wearing a trench coat trying to get through college
IM HOLLERING the intro physics class just had their first exam and one of the questions was “how hot would you get if you went jogging with a fur coat, and should you take it off? And people kept asking the prof what the answer was,, and because I grade that class so I get the emails too and he literally said this and attached this picture I’m fucking c r y i n g

The professor signed his email “Alfredo.”
Professor Alfredo.
He’s from Uruguay it happens
IM HOLLERING the intro physics class just had their first exam and one of the questions was “how hot would you get if you went jogging with a fur coat, and should you take it off? And people kept asking the prof what the answer was,, and because I grade that class so I get the emails too and he literally said this and attached this picture I’m fucking c r y i n g

The professor signed his email “Alfredo.”
Professor Alfredo.
He’s from Uruguay it happens
Anonymous asked:
He’s so cute!!!! And his coat is so beautiful and soft!

