Ex Astris Scientia — BOY I had a dream where my parents and I were...

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BOY I had a dream where my parents and I were taking a road trip from Michigan to Florida and somewhere in Kentucky we stopped at a KFC and there was a wedding going on in the parking lot and everyone but the bride and groom was naked and covered in mud and some naked-mud-usher guy came up and gave us like 8 bags of free KFC and we just took it and left.