Ex Astris Scientia — dawnbutterfly: pisswallet: jackdoe: This is like...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dawnbutterfly
jackdoe

This is like one of those insane troll logic memes from the late 2000′s

pisswallet

Ya’ll jealous

dawnbutterfly

It is literally impossible for him to “power” his little setup this way, that would violate the laws of thermodynamics. All the force the air is exerting forwards on the umbrella would be equally canceled out by backwards force on the leaf blower. He has to be doing something else, and he is. If you look at the wheels on the bucket before and after he sits down in it with the leaf blower, they’ve obviously changed, not to mention the obvious board sticking out the front. He probably just removed the other wheels and glued it to a motorized skateboard or something.

kaijuno

You can see that it’s on a little motorized skateboard that’s painted yellow when he goes to start up the leaf blower