27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
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#prettyOrange Room moodboard by request
For me it’s never been certain smells that remind me of my childhood, but rather certain shades of light. Sometimes on my walk home I’ll see the sun setting and it’ll be behind some clouds just so and the sky will be this specific shade of orange and suddenly I’m 8 years old on the beach of lake Huron and its just stopped storming and the weather is cool and the water is dark and choppy still. Sometimes I’ll be on a lunch break and the certain shade of blue sky will take me back to when I was 3 and my mother had taken me to this park in Florida that was against this big open field and I’d be sitting on the slide watching the leaves on the treeline sway in the wind. Its always certain shades of light that just fill me with an overwhelming amount of nostalgia and half-faded childhood memories
Mammatus clouds are some of the most unusual and distinctive clouds formations with a series of bulges or pouches emerging from the base of a cloud.
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I!!! BOUGHT!! A CAR!!!! It’s not new or anything, its a 2012 Ford but I’ve been taking care of it for a long time and it’s my baby and I got the title in the mail today and it’s MY. BABY. Fuck I’m just so excited because I worked so hard for this and I’m dumb and gay and emotional but it’s mine. It’s my car and I love it.
congrats!!!! do they have a name yet??
Her name is Bitch
If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s cars!
If you think you’re going to find a good deal at big bill’s
it’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit
If you find a better deal,
You heard us right.
Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife.
That’s right,
Because at Big Bill Hell’s you’re fucked six ways from Sunday. So take a hike to Big Bill Hell’s,
That’s right
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don’t wait! Don’t delay!
Or we’ll rip your nuts off!
Only at Big Bill Hell’s, the only dealer that tells you to
This event ends the minute you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker!
Big Bill Hell’s cars! Baltimore’s filthiest and home of one of the meanest sons of bitches in the State of Maryland!
girls night
Lungs
check out the new two cylinder engine i designed it produces zero horsepower at crank
i keep forgetting that no one on this website knows fucking anything about cars
I know I can hit you with one
good luck ive already replaced your cars engine with a coca cola inline 2
Well I've already released my car's horses into ur house
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!
Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in your car illegal.
Laws against people living/sleeping in their cars are just homeless spikes with extra steps.
Legally speaking those laws against sleeping in a car get thrown out. A car is largely recognized as an extension of your home and you’re legally allowed to sleep in it. It’s just another bullshit way cops and various agencies create a nonsensical law that people don’t think to challenge in an effort to get more money out of you.
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.
This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.
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Oooh sounds like a good idea - orange peels are pretty fleshlike now that I think of it
