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Anonymous asked:
Why is Kombucha so nasty :/
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beetledrink answered:
that’s fungus babe!
my mistake! i was wrong
that’s bacteria babe!
Lars, im gonna keep it real with you, kombucha is good and you’re wrong
i wholly accept your opinion but kombucha tastes like something a gnome would brew me after he found me passed out in the woods after getting lost and he nurses me back to health with his highly protected family kombucha recipe but when i’m healed he says hell find me and he is owed one favor for my life
then several years later when he shows up in my home and demands i kidnap the only child of his clans rival and i refuse he twists his little hand towards me and i feel my guts churning and contorting and he reveals that the fermented brew is now a part of me that he controls and if i do not follow through on his request he will cause my own organs to rise up and strangle me. so yeah that’s what kombucha tastes like
you’re fucking annoying and sound like the hardest thing you can drink is whiskey sour
you sound SUPER mad over kombucha
Me: [crying on the floor about how good and kind and pure mark hamill is]
Mark:
Me: [cries harder]
Hey what’s up turns out the “super hard ‘MIT-profs-can’t-solve-this’” problem from Good Will Hunting is actually pretty simple if you know basic linear algebra and some matrix theory and also I ran out of space so part 4 is kind of all over
Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is creating as much chaos as possible by following the letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.
Tilly! Enjoying the fire 💖
