okay so WHAT is the good omens cream cheese fanfic because I’ve only heard other people mention it but never dare post a link to it
so i found it and,

THE BREWERY FANFIC IS WRITTEN BY THE SAME AUTHOR AS THE CREAM CHEESE FANFIC
if youre going to read them content warning for uh fucking everything including: noncon, noncon body mod, cream cheese enema, crowley is 6 inches tall and lives in a barbie house, aziraphale threatening to vore crowley,
and in the brewery one: again noncon, noncon body mod, beer enema??, male lactation, crowley is being used as lije a vat to store beer while it ages,











