straight things to do with your heterosexual friends
- “I ripped my shirt again”
- “If an earth girl says, ‘It’s me, not you’, it’s definitely you”
- “I am fully conscious, Doctor, I was merely contemplating mortality”
- “Put your phaser down!! please”
- “’Do you even know what it looks like!?’ ‘It’s that square thing, right?’ ‘It’s round!!’”
- “I have a nose for danger” *walks into a trap*
- “Montgomery Scotty”
- “’You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry, how romantic,’ ‘It’s harmless, but it does emit a strong signal,’ ‘You gave your girlfriend a tracking device!?’ *pause* ‘That was not the intention, but yes’”
- “Don’t break my music!”
- *Beastie Boys starts playing*
- “You know, Scotch was actually inwented by a leetle old lady in Russia”
- “’Sulu, can you fly this thing?’ ‘Are you kidding?’”
- “He likes that chair”
