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I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage
me: *gets depressed*
my breasts:
Yes, actually. Any time the fight or flight response happens the coc and ball retract and sometimes shrink to conserve heat when blood flow is taken away from them
This is why we desperately need basic sex education in schools.
Listen to This While You Read | Brief Intro Post
Not even a little bit revised and to hell with Proper Writing Form
It has been 53 years since humans abandoned their home. They’re now almost 14 trillion miles from Earth. Out here, the stars are distant and faint, leaving the Atlas to be illuminated only by the florescent lights lining its halls. This is the farthest anyone has ever strayed from home.
The Alpha Centauri system is 4.37 light years from Earth, and is the Atlas’ destination. Seven planets, three of which are habitable. It was the only logical option.
Over half a century ago they left in search of another home. They had left their home planet it waste and ruin, an unsalvageable husk of what was once their own Eden of which they were cast out. They drove themselves to the brink of extinction with wars waged by the rich where it was the poor that died.
Some had accepted the fate of the human race. Many were in denial.
But there were a few hopeful young scientists with a plan that would require all hands on deck. An engineering feat never before seen by humanity, and they put everything they had left into it.
The Atlas. Carrier of the World upon his shoulders. The last stand against total annihilation.
Extinction is the Rule. Survival is the Exception.
So Hitler’s skull was analyzed and it was found to have been from a genetic female? And people jump straight to the conclusion that it wasn’t his skull? Instead of considering the possibility that he was a transman?
Bitch what
Yeah, the surgery didnt exist back then.
Where are the sources backing that claim up?
Man, if only Hitler wasn’t 56 years old when he died it could have maybe been his. Might wanna actually read your sources next time or something
Even if it was possible Hitler was a transman do you reeeeeally want to bring up that possibility considering he is pure fucking evil?
representation is representation tho
I AM SCREAAAAAMIIIIING WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS
Makeup is cancelled. Beauty blogging is cancelled.
Did she give herself a permanent contour
Oh my lord
Chemical burns are in!
jesus christ have yall seen that story about the carnival ecstasy ship where a worker got crushed by the elevator and the uncensored fucking video is on tv of just this waterfall of fucking blood pouring down the elevator door
hold on isn’t ISK the eve online currency? what the fuck? what the fuck?
they mean icelandic krona but now im really disappointed its not the eve online currency
why are they paying in icelandic crowns then
the creator is icelandic and its filmed in iceland but its performed in english??
also sportacus is played by the creator of the show
i don’t have anything to say in response to this but i want to reblog it because i love how you said it’s “performed” in english, like it’s shakespeare or something
are you implying that it isn’t
Robbie Rotten is played by a Shakespearean actor
Construction crew commuting to work
#it’s like a clown car but#with more Slav
It’s Slav TARDIS
The most Slavic thing ever
what the fuck. what the fuck.
I lost it at 11
17? 17 people and a guitar??
Weird it didn’t show up in my notifications, but yes I’ve seen it and I love it
everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?
what the fuck
what the fuck
a MALE toaster oven
I support their forbidden gay love
“Not doin that again that burned”
“We both enjoyed that.”
I’m dying how did this get produced
He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned
What
The
Fuck
this post is driving me insane. what the fuck was this person actually sending that student because they obviously edited in the word “pants” and that picture of pants. why pants. what the fuck
this is my favourite meme and up until this moment i legit didnt even think this wasnt the original. i. i didnt even think this was edited. how could i have been so dumb
