I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
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The picture got taken down!!! Facebook wasn’t doing anything so I emailed the guy that owned the page and he took it down!
what
Disney owns Star Wars. I keep forgetting that.
Well just then it looked like star wars owned disney
Anonymous asked:
whens the last time you owned desktop computer
Not even joking it was a 1998 IBM Aptiva
the best part of that muppetfucker cease-and-desist letter is that the jim henson company proceeded to buy the MUPPETFUCKER.net and MUPPETFUCKER.org domains so that nobody else could use them, and the walt disney company inherited said domains when they absorbed many of the jim henson company’s assets a few years later
so disney has owned the MUPPETFUCKER.net/org domains for well over a decade
another highlight in Muppet Legal History was the time the jim henson company successfully argued in a court of law that naming a pig character after spam did not constitute defamation, and that if anything, they did a service to the spam brand by associating it with pork
Anonymous asked:
i live in the pit of illinois called chicago
Oh Chicago is fun I got lost on the south side with some friends on class trip once. Saw a homeless dude spitting and cranking his hog onto a building. Then he went and tried to mug a veteran with no legs that was busking
Took the metro back north and contemplated what the fuck we just saw at this tiny pizza parlor that was almost definitely owned by the mob
Every time I see some crazy person getting filmed in a store about not wearing a mask they use the “I’m in public, I can do what I want” excuse. Like, do you realise that businesses are private? Businesses are private property and they can absolutely refuse to serve you and have you removed from the property. Any non-government business is privately owned and you just sound so goddamn stupid arguing about it.
Funny how nobody objects to “no shirt, no shoes, no service” but the moment it says “masks required” people lose their damn minds.
I’ve also noticed that a lot of anti-mask people are both against masks because the local government told them to wear one and at the same time are massive military bootlickers. Like jesus christ you jerk off to the military but whine like a bitch the second you’re told what to do. You wouldn’t even make it past boot camp because you think you can mouth off to your superiors and the irony is so hopelessly lost on them.
Imagine three brothers whose father just died. Nobody really liked him but he owned a lot of businesses all over town, which he split the ownership of between his three sons.
- The first son gets the CEO position of a powerful corporation, including his own private jet
- The second son gets the father’s shipping company and his yacht
- The last son gets ownership of a small funeral home that isn’t doing very well
The first son becomes a total jerk who sleeps around and cheats on his wife constantly.
The second son adopts the culture of the sailors at the docks and develops an aggressive personality
The third son’s company is more of a reliability than an asset, but through hard work he makes it work. He’s not very comforting to the grieving costumers, but his prices are fair and he treats them with respect. He marries a wife who helps him run the funeral home. The place is a success, despite its dreariness.
This is literally Greek Mythology.
thebootydiaries asked:
ur blog sucks
thebootydiaries answered:
dam… just got owned……..
u sent this to urself..
shut up binch lern 2 typing b4 u come at me
congratulations… i played myself
Let’s be clear, arguing that making Rey a Skywalker would “Make the universe smaller” is an inherently ridiculous statement.
A New Hope starts with a young woman being captured by her secret father after she sent a message to his old teacher via two droids that her secret father owned that gets intercepted by her secret brother of all people.
In an entire galaxy of planets and creatures, two twins separated at birth stumble into one another. And then stumble into a man who turns out to be their father.
This is a “small universe” and it always has been. Get over it.