27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
[5 images. A close up of a car. A person posing for the camera. A man standing in a dark room. A close up of a persons face. Captions: The story read itself to me. Unwitnessed by waking eyes. When the night falls, who will you be? An entire world on fire inside me. Delivering a message for them to see.]
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In this Valentine's day i'm photoshopping my grandfather's head on my birthday invitation slideshow
Good, I’m shipping Guy Fieri and M&M Dr. Phil and making everyone witness it
Learning Guy Fieri is actually an excellent human being is what taught me to cool it a little on the cringe culture pile-ons. Like, this is a man who performs gay weddings, donates pretzel machines to schools for their fundraisers, gives a shitload of money to restaurant workers, and apparently lives on a ranch with 400 goats and a flock of peacocks. So who cares if he has wild spiky hair and draws flames on everything? He’s a good egg, and if making crazy hamburgers and shopping at hot topic makes him happy, then let him be happy! And if other people like “cringey” things, so what? Are they kind? Are they caring? Do they have several hundred goats? That’s what matters!
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I know, shit the story itself is fucked up but it’s told in a humorous tone, meant to entertain and make ppl laugh. ppl need to chill
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Zola’s story here is a string of tweets about this wild story where these two girls, both sex workers, go to Florida for a weekend and it’s just… just read it. It’s absolutely wild.
And people on tumblr (and on tumblr only, I’ve noticed) are flipping out because “this story isn’t funny, it’s about sex workers, sex working isn’t funny” and it’s like.. that ain’t what’s funny about it. The way the story is told, so casually and with side comments from the author is what makes it funny. But teenagers on this website, with no concept of anything, are like “THIS STORY TALKS ABOUT SEX WORKERS! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! SEX WORK IS NOT FUNNY!” And while they are correct, sex work isn’t funny, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE STORY IS. THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE THINK IT’S FUNNY. And some people on this website can’t grasp the concept that while a story contains serious undertones/topics, it can still be humorous.
guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????
though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands
this dude looks like if Clint Mcelroy fused with Guy Fieri
he’s a fucking werewolf
I’m reading the Zola’s Story tag and yall goin in too deep with this psychologically analyzing the ppl and talking abt how ““ppl think its a good read bc they like dehumanizing sex workers”” nah. why does tumblr have to overanalyze every fucking thing cant yall just read the story and be like “thats wild” instead of going on some god damn social justice rant like
Okay so I’m aware that most of the links to the Kimberly Story have been removed, but I did, however, find it on a soundcloud account here and if/when that gets taken down I have the file on my computer
Read this first for an introduction to the Kimberly Story
A more in-depth synopsis here (spoilers)
The audio is fairly clear for being recorded in an auditorium, although it gets static-y at some points.
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It’s kind of like that in the upper Peninsula of Michigan, the further north you go the less indoor plumbing you see. I’m willing to bet parts of the appellations are the same way too
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lmao see every edible story ever is like
1. Ate whole edible
2. Felt nothing, ate 3 more
3. Drive me to the hospital
