27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Was making mashed potatoes before class one day and realized I was gonna be late so just took a bowl of mashed potatoes to class where I sat in the front row and the prof saw me and just silently nodded and carried on
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#he gets it
My new grindcore band Assassination Coordinates
this tweet's gonna explode when he gets assassinated for real
Like to charge, reblog to cast
all of these and also once a month i just lean over and tear out my officemate’s windpipe with my teeth, just ripping through the flesh with pure animal instinct. i go home and when i come back the next day he’s fine and he doesn’t remember and all of the blood is gone. not sure what he gets out of the arrangement but i feel like we’ve grown close
The evaluation of Spongebob Squarepants. From 1999-2014.
I don’t know them last two them ain’t my sponge bobs
That last one..ew
his arms just get higher and higher…can someone analyze for me the subtle changes between them all. I know something is off but I can’t identify it
He gets better drawn throughout the years, as with most cartoons. It takes away character. It doesn’t have that “hand drawn” feel anymore.
This cat is broken what the fuck
He talks back!
@pyroveride-official it’s almost like he gets mad when the water stops and that’s why he gotta yell back 😂😂😂😂
My guy thinks that hostile takeover means if he gets fucking killed on the way to the bathroom the killer gets the company.
ALTAnonymous asked:
Lmaoooooooo
the artist of the burning banks, alex schaefer, is a transphobic (+ specifically transmisogynistic) bully making nft off his art who is happy to watch the world burn if he gets some extra cash off of it.
please spread the word and don’t support him
( #transphobia #transmisogyny #active transmisogyny )
Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!
why did he eat this
#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonder…#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare
Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy!
“Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife.
This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.
