Ex Astris Scientia — Bro I hate winter no matter how much lotion I put...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaijuno
kaijuno

Bro I hate winter no matter how much lotion I put on I’m still fuckin itchy my skin is so dry I’m going to bathe in a vat of Vaseline

kaijuno

I’m Achilles and Vaseline is the River Styx

I die of dry skin on my heel cracking and I bleed to death