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That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Anonymous asked:
wait whose story? what's going on I just woke up
Zola’s story here is a string of tweets about this wild story where these two girls, both sex workers, go to Florida for a weekend and it’s just… just read it. It’s absolutely wild.
And people on tumblr (and on tumblr only, I’ve noticed) are flipping out because “this story isn’t funny, it’s about sex workers, sex working isn’t funny” and it’s like.. that ain’t what’s funny about it. The way the story is told, so casually and with side comments from the author is what makes it funny. But teenagers on this website, with no concept of anything, are like “THIS STORY TALKS ABOUT SEX WORKERS! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! SEX WORK IS NOT FUNNY!” And while they are correct, sex work isn’t funny, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE STORY IS. THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE THINK IT’S FUNNY. And some people on this website can’t grasp the concept that while a story contains serious undertones/topics, it can still be humorous.
this is literally so fucking funny
im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands
This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny
this is so cute
As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.
This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET
starfleet-ensign-midoriya-deact asked:
4chan idiots over here like "I'm not as funny or smart or popular on the internet as a fat person so I'm going to come be a knobgoblin in their inbox" and then when you don't cave to their idiocy they retreat back to their internet cave where they still haven't figured out how to make fire or use manners yet.
Its funny because they’re confused about how well I’m handling it bc frankly I could not give two shits about them and they’ve hurt themselves in their own confusion
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I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it
This is BONECHILLING
I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ
I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it
This is BONECHILLING
I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ