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me, about to play stardew valley: oh boy, time to play a lighthearted relaxing farming simulator
game, immediately: your grandfather is dead
shane: i’m an alcoholic and super depressed and consider jumping off a cliff in one of my heart events
penny: i live with my alcoholic negligent mother in a run-down trailer
alex: my mother died when i was a young child
kent: i am a war veteran with ptsd who has seen many of my friends die
sdv lore: oh also your country is currently at war
me:
games with any type of mining aspect to it: fuck i love it!!! i love mining in harvest moon! I love stardew valley mines!
minecraft: *does literally anything else*
i see no difference love is love 😘👍
ON THE FUCKED UP STARDEW VALLEY GRANDA BED????
in stardew valley when u find the rusty spoon artifact and its all like “ooh this was used by the ancient ppl that lived here” no baby that’s a heroin spoon
*remembers the grandpa from stardew valley’s shitty ass bed*
I’d be dying too, if i slept on a table every night
1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱
ummm also did you know that for today only (february 26th 2024) in celebration of stardew valley's birthday, you can get the whole entire game which includes every single content update + the future 1.6 update for 50% off AKA literally less than $8 usd
discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc
discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you
I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me
the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it
fish fear me, everyone in this thread desires me carnally
I started playing Stardew Valley for the first time since launch and I forgot how depressing shane’s story was
theres a secret note you can get in stardew valley and it tells you that if you go interact with this one bush by the bridge to the beach at exactly 12:40am you’ll scare marnie and mayor lewis mid-fuck
Have you been playing a lot of Stardew Valley and Harvest Moon lately? There's a new farming sim in the works, created by an Indonesian company with more diverse gameplay!
Create your farm, romance the villagers, dive to save coral reefs, catch bugs and fish to put in the museum, attend mini games and festivals, and MEET MERMAIDS.
Let's talk about Coral Island!
This Kickstarter has come a long way since it's launch, and as of Feb. 15 it's still got 15 days to reach it's higher goals.
Or, DO YOU WANT TO DATE A MERMAID?
There are three mythical figures in this game, one of them being mermaids. We've finally unlocked the village, but if we unlock the kingdom there are two romance mermaid options.
But if mermaids don't do it for you, the human options are just as sexy! (And yes, OF COURSE YOU CAN PICK ANY GENDER 🏳️🌈)
(and the normal townies aren't bad looking either 👀)
Coral island can be a solo or multiplayer experience, and is planned to launch on switch and other consoles not long after early access in Q4!
By backing you get the game key for only $20, which is low for the amount of gameplay Coral Island has to offer!
Yes, that's right! For the low amount of $20, you too can eventually date a mermaid! Consider pledging today!
If this sweetens the deal for anyone they also met the stretch goal to include a feature where your children grow up and become proper NPCs, which kids staying toddlers forever is my main complaint about basically every farming sim I've played, so I'm 100% going to buy this. If that's something you want too please consider spending the word and pledging support!
