Ex Astris Scientia — "lake michigan is a vibe right now" (@swoodlife...

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fr0styfingers
bebemoon

"lake michigan is a vibe right now" (@swoodlife ig)

marlynnofmany

List that under both “nature is powerfully beautiful” and “horrifying new ways to die.”

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leander-ligo
carnistprivilege

i think my favorite thing about tumblr right now is that the queue limit is supposedly 300 posts but it’s actually not, it’s really 301 posts, and this is because the queue is an array and therefore obviously zero-indexed but tumblr isn’t using the length of the queue to determine when to stop adding posts, but rather the index of the post you’re trying to add, and the 300th object in a zero-indexed array has a fucking index of 299 but they don’t cut you off til after you’ve added the post with the index of 300 (ie, the 301st post) and that is such a simple, stupid, careless programming mistake and it would be SO easy to fix (it would literally be 1 line of code. one. line.) but the tumblr dev team obviously cbf to bother with it and honestly if that doesn’t tell you the level of care and attention to detail the developers give to their actual fucking product and the amount of emphasis tumblr’s management places upon quality assurance (ie, NONE) then idfk what would.  this website is such a joke jfc.  @ all aspiring programmers: don’t work for tumblr if you want to like, write good code or learn anything useful.  i mean i guess if you’re incompetent and wanna wear your tie as a belt this would be the ideal workplace for you but i’m just saying.

daggerpen

This is literally the first thing you learn in arrays which are like the second thing you learn in introductory programming and they fucked this up I’m screaming

fandomshateblackpeople

we’re never getting replies back

kaijuno
kaijuno

I think the reason my mobile app won’t work is because I always have the queue full. My queue was empty for the last few days and the app worked fine, then I filled it up again today because I’m merging blogs and it won’t work anymore.

kaijuno

I’m gonna empty out my queue real quick to test this, so if you don’t want me to spam you, just blacklist the tag “pretty” for a while

kaijuno
kaijuno

I think the reason my mobile app won’t work is because I always have the queue full. My queue was empty for the last few days and the app worked fine, then I filled it up again today because I’m merging blogs and it won’t work anymore.

kaijuno

I’m gonna empty out my queue real quick to test this, so if you don’t want me to spam you, just blacklist the tag “pretty” for a while

kaijuno

Okay I’m done

I think the reason my mobile app won’t work is because I always have the queue full. My queue was empty for the last few days and the app worked fine, then I filled it up again today because I’m merging blogs and it won’t work anymore.

practicallypoefect
dreamy-sparrow

I will never get over the day I met Mark Hamill at work. And it’s been almost two years. Guys, I work at Disney World. I’ve met my fair share of celebrities. But Mark Hamill was by far the nicest celebrity that I’ve ever met.

On the day I met him, my attraction had quieted down for the evening and there was no one in line. So when I saw a friendly looking gentleman walking through the queue I was honestly just excited to see another person. He stopped and chatted awhile about his day, and the whole time I was completely unaware of who he was. In my defense, at the time he had a very large untrimmed beard that covered most of his face. Anyways, he talked for awhile and then moved on to the ride. My friend Robert then ran up behind me, scared the crap out of me, grabbed my shoulders and said “DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST TALKED TO?”

I feel it’s important to mention at this point that as a general rule, we do not fangirl over celebrities or acknowledge who they are to avoid drawing unwanted attention to them. But it was late, and there was no one else there. Robert caught his attention as he exited past us, and told him what a fan he was. We ended up sitting on a bench with Mark Hamill while Robert and him chatted for a long time.

Mark could have acknowledged Robert and then continued on his vacation. No one would have thought twice about it or accused Mark of being rude. But instead, he took time out of his day to really talk to Robert. And it meant the world to him. Now that he’s back in the spotlight I have loved seeing everyone recognize what a wonderful person he is. If there ever was a real life cinnamon roll, Mark Hamill is it.

Sorry I haven’t been active a lot here in a few months. I try to keep the queue full but it’s empty a lot. The thing is, between classes and everything going on, I haven’t had a lot of time to be active here. That in combination with the fact that over the past 6 months or so my depression has gotten so severe that I just… I don’t even feel like a person anymore. I don’t feel like I’m piloting my own body anymore. I’ve become so disassociated with myself that nothing feels real anymore. I’ve become so much more reckless with myself and I feel like the choices I’m making aren’t my own. I’ve been living the past 2 months in a complete daze with sparse periods of sudden self awareness that do nothing but reassure me that, yes, my mental health has really become this terrible. I feel like before I can do anything about it, I just… check out again and don’t care anymore. I don’t care about anything. My grades, my relationships, myself. And sometimes people will look at me and go “well it’s not that bad, you’re not self harming or anything.” But shit, I am though. Between alcohol and cigarettes. I don’t even think I like cigarettes, I just know that it’s a more socially accepted self harm than cutting or burning. And my awareness of time is just.. gone. I put alarms into my phone so then I know when to go to classes and eat. I just haven’t been… home.. recently. And I don’t know if I can get help. I don’t know if I want help. I don’t know if I’m going to make it through the semester or hell, even the week. It’s like my higher mental capabilities are asleep and I’m operating only on urges and impulses and those urges and impulses want me to kill myself. And I don’t know if I can get back into control.

Anonymous asked:

Don't you just love when people with a mediocre education try to outsmart you when you make a science joke. Happened to me in a queue at the supermarket. I am a BMS. I can science. Like???????

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