27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
this is an example of an objectively funny crime
Did... did they write "RIP" on the top of the cross?
I might be making a personal blog because people I know in real life have found out my blog url and basically have no respect so you probably won’t be seeing any more personal posts on here tbh
Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Genewhy is he tearing down a wall with an axe
i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall
Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone
how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim
I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*
“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”
“For the love of god M’ontressor!”
he fuckin looks like Shawn Mendez
where is the “tag yourself im ______” vs. “the signs as _______” discourse
tag yourself meme offers people personal freedom via choice, whereas the signs meme only serves to advance the oppression in our society by taking away free will……….
okay but “the signs” meme forces the individual to accept and explore aspects of themself that they otherwise might have overlooked.
whereas “tag yourself” meme only serves to bolster people’s existing impressions of themselves–in other words, it exists entirely for self gratification.
Tag yourself in this post I’m @eyeb0t
The signs as this post:
eyeb0t: Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Aquarius
ludocris: Pisces, Virgo
professorozpin: Gemini, Cancer, Aries
schneezusweiss: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus
FUFUCU FCk
have we come full circle in beautiful self-awareness
or are we an ouroboros, devouring ourselves into meme oblivion
I’m meme oblivion
I’m the Discourse
imagine you’re alone on an island in the dark of night and you rest your hand on what you think is a palm tree but it starts moving under your touch and you look up to make out the frightening silhouette of alola exeggcutor against the pale light of the moon and it starts shrieking at you for invading its personal space. wyd
some squares inspired by STV fandom humor, with special thanks to personal space tracker @galinaredreznikov and to @pixiedane for careful monitering of all space cloud activity
I see a Coffee option!
I hate men
Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.
Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.
Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!
what the actual fuck
Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.
protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.
Kay but when’re we gonna make “spy on your kids” products/applications illegal
not only are they overwhelmingly being used by abusers, if u can think of an ethical reason why anyone would spy on a child unless you think they’re planning a jewel heist pls do tell me because I’m Stumped
first make parents and the law realize that kids aren’t personal property
Anonymous asked:
Back in like 2014 when callout culture was in full swing people had receipt blogs where they posted screenshots of like every personal post a certain blogger or celeb posted in hopes of using it against them. Like, they would post screenshots to a receipt blog and be like “oh YEAH well remember that one time 7 years ago when you said THIS?????” In hopes of painting the target as Problematique™
