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Painted turtle babies!!!!
We dug them up and put them by the pond so they’d have a better chance of living. 7 were already hatched and 3 were still in their eggs. We reburied the unhatched ones in the sand near the pond so they’d have an easier time digging out and getting to the water
I need to give Gentle Hugs to every single one of these Zoo Friends
M Y HEART
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soft boys
As a zoo keeper I can confirm we all think our animals are the best and cutest and will always challenge other keepers XD
A year ago today I dug up smol baby turtles w/ me dad
Some were hatched and the others that weren’t were buried in the sand at the beach
This is an Alligator Snapping Turtle. This is why you don’t go swimming in Florida rivers or lakes unless you can see the bottom.
^This is NOT TRUE. Common snapping turtles do have very long necks and can reach most of their body with either claws or mouth…except for right behind the head. The two safe ways to hold a snapper are with one hand directly behind the head and one hand directly above the tail or with two hands holding the shell on either side of the tail. Still do not attempt without proper training/experience though.
Edit: I believe the one in this video is actually an alligator snapping turtle which have comparatively short necks and don’t do lunging, snapping bites the same way common snapping turtles do (which is why the guy has to put the item in the turtle’s mouth for it to bite).
the-awkward-turt is 100% right! I worked with snappers all summer and I’ve been helping them cross the road since I was a little kid… Best strategy is behind the head and above the tail, or both hands on either side of the tail.
Still, if you’re inexperienced and you have to help one cross the road, get them to bite onto a stick and (gently) drag them, or better yet, just use a shovel to pick them up!
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Finally something is being done about fucking furries
For some that don’t know, this is actually a Japanese Zoo-keeper training program.
People dressed up and act like animals while the zoo-keeper and guards try to catch them.
It’s not furry cruelty. It’s just a training program for Japanese zoos.
Read the article if you don’t believe me.
wow thanks for clearing that up i genuinely believed that swat teams were shooting furries with guns and throwing them in prison thank you for your clarification
thanks for dashing my dreams
Anonymous asked:
I’ve had turtles before those fuckers can be fast if they want
Finally something is being done about fucking furries
For some that don’t know, this is actually a Japanese Zoo-keeper training program.
People dressed up and act like animals while the zoo-keeper and guards try to catch them.
It’s not furry cruelty. It’s just a training program for Japanese zoos.
Read the article if you don’t believe me.
wow thanks for clearing that up i genuinely believed that swat teams were shooting furries with guns and throwing them in prison thank you for your clarification
Anonymous asked:
Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals
Anonymous asked:
What kind of pets have you had?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy